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ejacutastic:

brother no

ejacutastic:

brother no

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD