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fuckyeahdementia:

bye losers!

fuckyeahdementia:

bye losers!

precumming:

me playing my 3ds

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liftedandgiftedd:

if you didn’t leave a handprint on the booty then did you really smack it

caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

transisted:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

ryaninwonderland:

who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety 

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.